Conversations with the midgets in the mini-van

Why I am taking a sabbatical when the midgets are teenagers

Bunny: Did you know Zoey 101 is pregnant?

Dude: What's pregnant?

Bunny: That means she is going to have a baby.  She's only 16 years old!

Dude: How does a 16 year old get pregnant?

Bunny: I dunno.

Dude: Mommy do 16 year olds have babies?

Me: Yeah, sometimes but it's not a good idea.  That means she didn't listen to her parents.  Zoey 101 is baaaaad!

Bunny: Bad like when I put purple nail polish on my who-ha?

Dude: Bad like when I pooped my pants and hid them in the dresser?

Me: No, bad like if you two ever do it I'll kick your a**es!

Dude: Mommy said a**!

Bunny: If you can say a** why can't I say a**? The same reason I can't say f@ck?

Dude: You said f@ck!

Me: Enough!  Saying f@ck and a** are bad and so is having a baby when you are 16!  No more baby a** f@ck talk.  Now we're playing the quiet game until we get home!

Silence

Dude: F@ck!

Bunny: A**!