More Words of Wisdom from the Mini-Van or Brian Adams is a Smut-Peddler
Bunny: Oh my god Mom-this song is soooooo inappropriate!
Bad Mommy:What do you mean? This song is just fine.
Bunny:Nu-uh, this is a baaad song!
Bad Mommy:What are you talking about?
Bunny:He just said "It was the summer of SEXY TIME!!"
Bad Mommy: No babe, he said "It was the summer of '69."
Bunny: No, he said SEXY TIME!
Bad Mommy: No, the song is called "The Summer of '69." He said..
Bunny:Agh! He did it again!! He said SEX again!!
Bad Mommy: No, he said "six string." It's a guitar. He's talking about playing in a band.
Bunny: No he's NOT!!!! He's talking about S. E. X. Sexy time, sex strings. What's a "sex string"?
Bad Mommy: Holy crap kid, get your 8 year old brain outta the gutter!! I don't know what a "sex string" is! There is no "Sexy Time!" Agh!!!!

HELP WANTED

Household looking for indentured servants to provide extensive "Off-Spring Support."

Duties will include: 

-The wiping of asses-because the underwear in our house has more skid marks than a NASCAR racetrack.

-The cleaning of plates-which means that you will often be dining on Chicken Marsala, homemade lasagna, quiche and other "disgusting" foul concoctions that have taken hours to prepare and contain all of the needed food groups but don't look like corn dogs and so are thus inedible.

-The picking up of bedrooms -this job with require a strong back and an even stronger stomach as at least one Off-Spring ignores the "NO FOOD IN THE BEDROOMS" rule and has apparently been cultivating Penicillin under his bed and there must be some kind of rumor going around that in the middle of the night the Laundry Fairy comes and taps the mountain of stinky foulness wadded in the corner and it magically disappears from the floor and then reappears clean and folded in the dresser drawers-if you see her, please tell that bitch that she keeps forgetting my room!!

-The running of important documents -ie bringing homework notebooks to school "Like right NOW!" because I guess Dungeons and Dragons is now a subject and forgetting a bunch of random numbers scribbled repeatedly on 100 sheets of papers will result in the loss of warrior powers or cause you to be molested by a level 4 troll monster thingy.

-Waste Removal -since most of our household has contracted selective blindness and finds it impossible to see the dirty underwear laying in the middle of the hallway or the sink over-flowing with ketchup coated plates you will need to be constantly following your Off-Spring with a snow shovel, disinfectant spray and a bio-hazard bag.

The pay for this position is non-existent, do not expect thanks or respect.  This is a full-time position, 24 hours a day 7 days a week with extra effort expected on all holidays and on week-ends when The Offspring are crabby and insolent from too much sugar and caffeine but refuse to sleep because there are video games to play and filth to be made.  There is no retirement packages as you will surely slit your wrists far before then and all time-off requests will be denied with maniacal laughter.

yeah obama!!! fingers crossed for franken!!!

PSA

please please please vote tomorrow! there is no way in hell that our country can survive another 4 years with the republicans in office. vote obama and send palin back to the outhouse where she belongs!!!

i guess the girls got mad and left?!?

um, who invited all of these girls?

jesus, mary and jose i think that satan has surely taken over hollywood!

so today i heard that one of my all-time favorite 80's flicks is going to be made over. what is with all of this making-over crap, have we totally exhausted all original thought? are they going to just keep on remaking movies every twenty years or so until we are all living in a constant state of cinematic deja vu? so anyway, apparently the fully waxed man-child zack efron is going to reprise the role of ren. i mean really? does kevin bacon need to be redone? can anyone dance on a tractor like mr six degrees? any kind of modernization of footloose is down right blasphemy. this boy, although he does have a prudy hot little body, but considering he is closer in age to my son than myself, I FEEL DIRTY (and that takes a lot so..) should not even be allowed to be mentioned in the same breath as kevin bacon. he is just one of the mass-produced over-managed soon to burn out child stars that disney is busy pimping out at every turn. and so, dear hollywood, please leave my childhood alone!!